Last night I had a dream about an algebraic expression that involved a made up unit of measurement. I couldn’t solve for X for the life of me. I was so upset in my dream, but conscious Jared forgives unconscious Jared. How was I to convert a made up unit of measurement? I need a life.
(Source: foxforcefive, via wayyoulooktonight)
2 Days until I get to wrestle with my Ebbie! This semester has been quite the shit show.
Wouldn’t trade the experience though.
Answer:
Thanks. I wish more people would say that IRL. haha.
I AM NOT A SNOB
VANCOUVER IS JUST BETTER THAN EVERYWHERE ELSE IN CANADA, PERHAPS EVEN ALL OF NORTH AMERICA
HAVE
YOU
EVEN
SEEN
THIS
PLACE
I
MEAN
REALLY
GUYS
YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT IN BOSTON?
YEAH.
BUILDINGS.
FUCKIN’ RIGHT. (and if you don’t get the reference yoo are stoopid)
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE HAVE
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
WE’RE THE CRADLE OF LIBERTY.
THE BIRTHPLACE OF AMERICAN FREEDOM.
AND WE’VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING BOATS.
FREEDOM
THIS TOURIST-Y LOOKING PLACE
THE 100-YEAR-OLD, OLDEST, MOST HISTORICAL, OBSTRUCTED-VIEW WRONG-WAY-FACING-SEATING THE-SOX-ARE-STILL-LOSING BEST MOTHERFUCKING BALLPARK IN THE WORLD BAR NONE
MOTHERFUCKING ITALIANS
AND ALSO IRISH PEOPLE
AND MY TD GARDEN PICTURE WON’T LOAD BUT YOU GET THE IDEA
COMPLETE WOOD
FUCKIN TOURISTS
FUCK THE NEW YORK BALL DROP, THIS IS WHERE IT’S AT
THIS IS TRADITION
EDUCATION
FUCK YEAH
BUT TRUST ME, WE KNOW IF YOU’RE A TOURIST
WE
WILL
KNOW
SO STOP DRIVING LIKE A TIMID LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS, STOP WORRYING ABOUT TURN SIGNALS AND RED LIGHTS, AND COMMON HUMAN DECENCY
BOSTON
FUCK YEAH
THE ENTIRETY OF THE BOSTON POST OMG THIS IS MARVELOUS
Boston is better than you.
(via iam-veryfar)
Peru Says 5,000 Birds And Nearly 900 Dolphins Dead, Could Be Due To Climate Change
The Peruvian government said Wednesday that 5,000 birds, mostly pelicans, and nearly 900 dolphins have died off the country’s northern coast, possibly due to rising temperatures in Pacific waters.
The country’s northern beaches were earlier this week declared off-limits as scientists scrambled to pin down what was causing such a massive toll, with non-government organizations blaming oil exploration work.
But Peru’s deputy environment minister Gabriel Quijandria, disputed this and said warming waters, which disturbs species’ food supplies, was a possible cause.
He said that although tests conducted on 877 dolphins found dead on the coast had not been completed, contamination from heavy metals or the presence of bacterial infections was not responsible.
It is probable that the phenomenon “will extend to other coastal areas,” Quijandria said, noting that there could be a resulting increase in the numbers of birds and other sea life killed.
The South American nation’s health ministry declared an alert at the weekend, urging the public to stay away from the beaches around Lima and on the northern coast until the cause of death of marine life is known.
One non-government conservation organization, known as ORCA, has blamed the dolphin deaths on oil exploration activities in the area, which it claims produces noises which are having an acoustic impact on the mammals.
A representative from the group, Carlos Yaipen, said Wednesday it had tested 30 dead specimens and found broken ears and damaged organs consistent with the victims suffering “the bends,” also known as decompression sickness.
Weather expert Abraham Levy told AFP on Tuesday that the warming of the Pacific waters due to El Nino could be to blame.
Ant Zombie Tale: Mind-Controlling Fungus Loses to Lethal Foe
A fungus that invades the brains of ants, turning them into zombies on a death march, may have met its match. Another parasitic fungus, it turns out, effectively castrates the zombie-ant fungus so it can’t spread its spores, a new study finds.
The finding explains how an ant colony can survive infestations by the zombie-ant fungus.
“In a case where biology is stranger than fiction, the parasite of the zombie-ant fungus is itself a fungus, a hyperparasitic fungus that specializes in attacking the parasite that turns the ants into zombies,” said study leader David Hughes of Penn State University in a statement.
